《战争之王》经典台词
1、第一句就够经典:片头,由里以一副忧郁的神情面对镜头,用悲天悯人的语气说:“地球上有5亿5千万枝枪,也就是说,每12个人就有一枝枪,”然后停顿了一秒左右,观众们在他沉痛的目关注视下,几乎要以为这是一部反对G-U-N的教育片并开始反思自己的暴力倾向了,然后由里开口接着说:“问题是,我们如何让其他11个人也有枪!”观众们终于想起自己在看的电影是关于一个ammo商的故事。\r
2、凯奇的将军叔叔让手下挡住国际刑警时命令道:“战斗到最后一刻,莫斯科就在你的后面!”(一个生活在活在已经逝去的时代的悲剧军人)——与先前凯奇说的:“从上周起,莫斯科已经在‘外国’了。”相呼应
3、“世界上最大的ammo商是美国总统,他一天卖的比我一年卖的还多”\r
4、不卖ammo打自己的国家就不能算国际ammo商。。。(爆汗)\r
5、“世界上最大的ammo出口国是美国、俄罗斯、英国、法国和*国……这五个国家也是联合国安理会常任理事国”\r
6、“核导弹都在发射筒里呆着,你卖的ak47才是大规模杀伤性武器 ”\r
7、还有在乌克兰买坦克时那个军官说的“买六送一”,太强了。。\r
8、“先生,我希望你不是想要卖这些东西”\r
“是个人用的”\r
“个人用的?这里有10万发子弹”\r
“我比较喜欢打枪”\r
(这段话是用汉语说的。。)
9、第一次卖枪的感觉,很大程度上就像第一次做爱一样。你根本不知道自己在干嘛,虽然很刺激,但很快就结束了
10、先生…有没有兴趣看看S7地对空飞弹?中国制,过时的型号,用在现代军事战机上或许不行,不过打打商业客机还是挺不错的。$850而已,等于是白送给你了
11、用枪杆来换个go-vern-ment,比用选票更有效
12、我从来没卖给过本·拉登,不是因为道德问题,而是那时他的支票总是跳票
13、自从冷战结束后,AK47成为了前苏联主要的出口货物,接着是伏特加酒和有自杀倾向的诗人\r
14、从14岁孩子的枪里射出的子弹和从40岁男人的枪里射出的子弹一样致命,也许更致命\r
15、卖车的会告诉你车有危险?卖香烟的会告诉你吸烟会死?每年他们的商品比我的害死更多人,起码我的商品还有保险栓呢
16、(分发完自己飞机上的ammo后)机组人员花两小时搬运的货物,塞拉里昂的饥民十分钟就搬光了。当瓦伦丁国际特警到达时,草原上遍地是枪,人人手舞足蹈\r
17、我不认为我扣了你24小时,我是在给一些无辜的人延长24小时的生命\r
18、核弹都还在静静的躺在发射井里,而你的ak47才是大规模杀伤武器\r
19、尤里被国际刑警用枪指着头时,他看了一眼,惊喜的说:“新款MP5!你想要一个和它配套的消音器吗?”\r
20、拿着镀金AK47的黑人总统儿子说:“请帮我弄只蓝博用的枪”\r
尤里问道:“第一集,第二集,还是第三集”(指电影《第一滴血》)
“我只看过第一集”\r
“嗯,M60,你要带穿甲弹的吗?”\r
21、一个阿富汗武装分子在扫射,尤里的弟弟怕被对方反击的流弹击中而缩着头,而尤里看着AK47上飞出的一个个弹壳,耳里听到的却是收银机的“叮当”声。\r
22、你可以和许多敌人战斗过后仍然存活下来,但是如果你和你自己战斗,你总是会输
23、两个ammo商之间开战是个麻烦事,因为双方都有用不完的弹药。\r
24、“我是联邦烟酒与枪械管理局的”\r
“我猜这次一定和烟酒无关。”\r
25、我contraband过成千上万的弹药,但是真正把我送进监狱的,却是射进我弟弟身体里的那颗子弹。\r
26、人生的悲剧只有两种,一是得不到你想要的东西,二是得到了你不想要的东西。\r
27、“运雨伞到撒哈拉沙漠?”\r
“我卖遮阳伞”\r
28、谁将继承这个世界?
ammo商人,因为其他人都在忙着自相残杀。
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